Joints Quotes

274 quotes by 251 authors

Of course I know how to roll a joint. — Martha Stewart
The Congress of the United States, in recognition of the unique contribution of the Bible in shaping the history and character of this Nation, and… — Ronald Reagan
Men of science, osteologists And surgeons, beat some poets, in respect For nature,-count nought common or unclean, Spend raptures upon perfect specimens Of indurated veins,… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler
Do not fix hopes on your health, and do not laugh away life. Remember how they walked and now all their joints lie separately, and… — Al-Ghazali
The police can go to downtown Harlem and pick up a kid with a joint in the streets. But they can't go into the elegant… — Noam Chomsky
We also recommit to supporting tribal self-determination, security, and prosperity for all Native Americans. While we cannot erase the scourges or broken promises of our… — Barack Obama
My God, this novel makes me break out in a cold sweat! Do you know how much I've written in five months, since the end… — Gustave Flaubert
President Obama hasn't been elected by the American people in order to be pleasant to Russia. And your humble servant hasn't been elected by the… — Vladimir Putin
The modern joint stock firm is the outcome of innumerable decisions made by individual entrepreneurs, owners and managers. For these decision makers the choices among… — Alfred D. Chandler, Jr.
I believe we should try to move away from the vocabulary and attitudes which shape the stereotyping of developed and developing country approaches to human… — Mary Robinson
There was a rhythm to the canter. Up, forward, down; up, forward, down. It soon became pleasant. The broad warm rump felt good beneath her.… — Morgan Llywelyn
Rationality tied to moral decency is the most powerful joint instrument for good that our planet has ever known. — Michael Shermer
Man is priest, and scholar, and statesman, and producer, and soldier. In the divided or social state these functions are parcelled out to individuals, each… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the… — Mark Twain
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go… — Kevin Meaney
Joint consumption doesnâ€™t create intimacy, — Charles Eisenstein
But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this… — Paul Reiser
Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore officially introduced his history-making running mate today, Senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut....In their first joint appearance they gave a preview… — Dan Rather
When I was a struggling actress in New York in my 20s I worked in a burger joint called Diane's Uptown. Â IÂ actually loved… — Sandra Bullock

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