Joints Quotes

274 quotes by 245 authors

My father wasn't a very good lawyer. He thought the law was sacred and something that was meant to help people. He didn't charge people… — Max Weinberg
I hope they legalize [marijuana] and when they do I'll be the first fucking person in line to buy my pack of joints. — Megan Fox
Its so many memories with Dirk McGirt . . . he loved women, nahmean? So he just loved to go in. One of them joints,… — Ghostface Killah
I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints! Thats how you know its gonna be a good night. — Pauly D
Give me some 501 jeans on and roll joints bigger than King Kong's fingers, and smoke them hoes down 'till they stingers. — Wiz Khalifa
Crowded and my whip is partly cloudy cause we smoking strong. Who say you can smoke them joints? Probably cause you rolled em wrong. — Wiz Khalifa
Private planes on my jet way. A hundred joints in my ashtray. A couple grand to get just the hate. My money coming up fast… — Wiz Khalifa
I can count my inner circle on my hands and my feet, passing joints long as a branch cause it's family tree. — Big Sean
One second ago, I was the youngest person on the set, and now I'm the oldest. I'm so old, my joints hurt when I keep… — Courteney Cox
It is possible to be happy withough having perfect health...Thank goodness my happiness doesn't come from my joints, but from my heart. — Beverly LaHaye
I'm a big fan of doing 'Triple D.' But I don't want to do it forever, don't get me wrong! Travel away from my family,… — Guy Fieri
Oceans Floors. When your mind runs wild and you cant bear lifes bullies, take a walk on the beach and cast all your problems on… — Bobby Hazzard
Sometimes I think it's my only friend now.. — Bailey Heideman
2 days without a joint or a smoke..I NEED IT NOW!! — Bailey Heideman

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