Joints Quotes

274 quotes by 245 authors

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be. — Merle Haggard
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball. — Ice Cube
In order to address world economic imbalances, countries around the world should make joint efforts to adjust their economic structure. — Hu Jintao
Say there are three identical-looking pizza joints on a street. Two of those will always be empty. The third will have a line of people… — Hari Kunzru
The first joint priority of the churches of any city should be that of making it hard for people to go to hell from that… — David Shibley
It should be the aim of grand strategy to discover and pierce the Achilles' heel of the opposing government's power to make war. Strategy, in… — B. H. Liddell Hart
A study of over 10,000 patients shows clearly that chemo's supposedly strong track record with Hodgkin's disease (lymphoma) is actually a lie. Patients who underwent… — John Diamond
I don't smoke as many joints as I used to. — Willie Nelson
You will have to scrutinize the model sharply to find the proportions - how the weight is supported, how each joint is functioning... Look for… — Howard Pyle
At my death paint my body with red paint and plunge it into fresh water to be restored back to life, otherwise my bones will… — Crazy Horse
My theory is that everything went to hell with Prohibition, because it was a law nobody could obey. So the whole concept of the rule… — Orson Welles
You can find your way across this country using burger joint the way a navigatior uses stars....We have munched Bridge burgers in the shadow of… — Charles Kuralt
I could not help wondering in my own mind....how it came to pass that our joints of meat were of such extraordinary shapes - and… — Charles Dickens
Clerks in downtown hotels were said to be asking guests whether they wished the room for sleeping or jumping. Two men jumped hand-in-hand from a… — John Kenneth Galbraith
The national debt has given rise to joint stock companies, to dealings in negotiable effects of all kinds, and to agiotage , in a word… — Karl Marx
The aggregate capital appears as the capital stock of all individual capitalists combined. This joint stock company has in common with many other stock companies… — Karl Marx
Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of… — Zach Galifianakis
Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that… — Mike Epps
Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. — Euripides
Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement. Discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff… — F. Scott Fitzgerald

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