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• Life's a garden dig it
• Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.
• That hug was completely asexual, he kinda snuck it up on me.
• No man, you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keepin on.…
• You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you.
• You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
• Alls I gotta do is keep bein a good person, no matter what. Good things will come my way.
• You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up.
• Everything's gonna happen for me, just as long as I don't have no in my heart.
• You. Show me them boobies.
• My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin…
• You gotta keep on keepin on.

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