Joe Quotes

409 Joe quotes by 312 unique authors

It was never supposed to be a hit. It was supposed to be a Joe Morello drum solo, — Paul Desmond
If there ever was a poet for the working class Billy Joe Shaver and Merle Haggard would be my nomination — David Allan Coe
How good is Missouri quarterback Chase Daniel anyway? ... to me, Daniel's brilliance has nothing to do with the big numbers he puts up more… — Joe Posnanski
Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running away from. Sugar:… — Marilyn Monroe
Any ballplayers that played for me on either the Cardinals or the Yankees could come to me if he were in need and I would… — Miller Huggins
Apart from the fact that I can move the bike fast, I am basically Joe Average, — Jens Voigt
I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray. — Roger Ailes
Of all the great heavyweights of modern times, Joe Frazier was the unluckiest. He had to share an era with both Ali and Foreman. — Jim Bailey
I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action. — Beetlejuice
Joe Smith and Brigham Young laid out Independence, but very soon thereafter enough citizens of the county collected to drive them off, after several stubborn… — Cole Younger
how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!… — Jack Lemmon
You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue… — Will Estes
Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984. — Ed Gillespie
I think he [composer Joe Raposo] was the first man who kissed me on the cheek. — Walter Cronkite
These are the saddest of possible words, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Trio of Bear Cubs fleeter than birds, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble, Making a Giant hit… — Franklin P. Adams
My mother was cancer. She slowly destroyed everything around her. She produced two killers; me and my brother Joe. — Richard Kuklinski
The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden. — Jay Leno
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden. — Jay Leno
Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had… — Jim Bouton
I'm a regular Joe...I just have the unique ability to accessorize. — RuPaul
Take away what we love, wed all be Joe Paterno. — Joe Budden
I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the… — Craig Ferguson
Clark Kent grew not only out of my private life, but also out of Joe Shuster's. As a high school student, I thought that someday… — Jerry Siegel
Joe Frazier was the easiest boxer to work with that I ever trained. — Eddie Futch
Joe and Jojo and I had lovely day together. I love Joe so much - more and more. — Dawn Powell

Who Wrote These Joe Quotes

312 authors contributed a total of 409 Joe Quotes, led by these top contributors: