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Jim Quotes by Mark Twain
- Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
- We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss…
- It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and…
- I am aware that I am very old now; but I am also aware that I have never been so young as I am now,…
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- One of the points in which I was especially interested was the Jim Crow regulations, that is, the system of separation of… — Ray Stannard Baker
- I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim. — Tammy Faye Bakker
- I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true of Eddie Murphy and… — Christine Baranski
- I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of… — Todd Barry
- There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they… — Jim Carrey
- My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'. — Jim Carrey
- My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever. — Lee Child
- Always leave people with a solution; the heaven if you do versus the hell if you don't. If you're really skillful you… — Jim Rohn