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Jersey Shore Quotes by Snooki
- Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate…
- When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'…
More Jersey Shore Quotes
- Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed… — Margaret Cho
- The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend — Nicole Polizzi
- Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore, — JWoww
- Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer. — Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on “Jersey… — Chris Hedges
- I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. — Pauly D
- Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The… — Michelle Malkin
- One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore… — Joe Kyrillos
- I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was… — David Giuntoli
- You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas… — Robert Duvall
- Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay
- We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real… — Samuel L. Jackson