Jersey Shore Quotes

37 quotes by 31 authors

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.'… — Margaret Cho
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend — Nicole Polizzi
Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore, — JWoww
Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer. — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on â€œJersey Shore.â€ The real… — Chris Hedges
I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. — Pauly D
Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no… — Michelle Malkin
One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore protection, something very… — Joe Kyrillos
I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was ever in the… — David Giuntoli
You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a… — Robert Duvall
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay
We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey… — Samuel L. Jackson
I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.' — Chloe Sevigny
Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique. — Bruce Springsteen
The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and… — Bruce Springsteen
When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just… — Taylor Swift
I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making positive changes and… — Johnny Weir
Andy says, I don't understand how they can give loans to people who want to spend two weeks lying on the sand at the goddam… — Frank McCourt
It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at… — Taylor Swift
I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller… — Marissa Jaret Winokur

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