Best Jersey Shore Quotes

37 Jersey Shore quotes by 30 unique authors

Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate… — Snooki
If she thinks hickey's are kinky, she's too young for you bro. — Unknown Author
Ohhh yeaaa; time to go out, yeahhhh! — Mayra Galvan
When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'… — Snooki
On Jersey Shore, people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on Dancing… — The Situation
Fame definitely hasn't changed me. As for my cast mates, I can't really speak about that. I'm not one to point the finger or even… — The Situation
Im always DVRing Jersey Shore, but Ive never been ashamed to admit that. I probably should be ashamed to admit that, but Im not. I… — Kristen Bell
I change the situation like Im auditioning for Jersey Shore. — Childish Gambino
Hurricane sandy: I wanna be like snooki and blow the whole east coast. ;) — Unknown Author
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no natural… — Carlin Whisler
If she watches Jersey Shore she's too young for you bro! — Justin Lee Riner
After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love,' now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all… — Chloe Sevigny

Who Wrote These Jersey Shore Quotes

30 authors contributed a total of 37 Jersey Shore Quotes, led by these top contributors: