Jersey Quotes

343 Jersey quotes by 253 unique authors

Dare me to jump off of this Jersey bridge? I bet you never had a Friday night like this! Keep it up, keep it up,… — Pierce The Veil
The name in back of your jersey is not what your playing for, it's whats in the front that counts. — Becentitash
I miss the sport. feels good to put that jersey back on and get dirty. — Unknown Author
I hope it will be set in California. In a way, I made a mistake, because a New Jersey policeman can't operate that way in… — Patricia Highsmith
Rocco paid me 35 bucks a week at Murray's Inn in South Jersey. People started asking Rocco to have me sing. — Frankie Avalon
Girls Incorporated of Greater Philadelphia and Southern New Jersey continues to advance their cause and to strengthen their community by aspiring to open a Girl's… — Robert Brady
Let me tell you who I am: I'm a girl from New Jersey who moved to New York and worked in a bar while trying… — Piper Perabo
I want the people of New Jersey to jump off a cliff like Kurt Vonnegut so I can show them how to fly. This way,… — Richie Sambora
That got me thinking. Bon Jovi kills in Jersey. Just kills. We did Atlantic City this past winter and man, you wouldn't believe the intensity… — Richie Sambora
Hoes on my dick cuz I look like rice milk, girls suck my nuts cuz I look like the goon pope, thugged out bitch and… — Lil B
Eventually they raided my locker and I was kicked out of highschool, which was in Jersey City and I couldnt go to no school in… — Unknown Author
Theyre mad traditional. The thing was at the time I was living in Jersey they were in Atlanta. In Africa they make you go on… — Unknown Author
Me and my older brother had our own crib in New Jersey. We had the car, driving around with no license. — Unknown Author
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki
Look at my situation, I couldnt ask for more, Im the real Situation, I should be on Jersey Shore. — Pusha T
Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore. — Jersey Shore
Im back home. Thats right, Im a Jersey boy preparing for World Cup. — Tim Howard
Right now. I am at a point where it doesn't even matter what the waves are like. I just don't want to be there, and… — Andy Irons
Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D
Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt cockblock like she did in Jersey. — Pauly D
If you touch my jersey I'll bust your lip. Open your face then break your hip. — Jean Grae
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other. — South Park
City reppin' I do more than wear a fitted, homes. Carry the city on my back everywhere I go. So lyrical, haters be invisible. Every… — D Pryde
I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki — Jersey Shore
The language barrier was the toughest transition when coming to the US. Learning to speak English. Nobody in the U.S. really speaks French. Well, not… — Unknown Author

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