Jersey Quotes

343 Jersey quotes by 253 unique authors

They are mad traditional. The thing was at the time I was living in Jersey they were in Atlanta. In Africa they make you go… — Unknown Author
When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'… — Snooki
On Jersey Shore, people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on Dancing… — The Situation
Fame definitely hasn't changed me. As for my cast mates, I can't really speak about that. I'm not one to point the finger or even… — The Situation
There was a period of time at Saturday Night Live when I wasn't in a relationship, so I got a taste of what [the single… — Will Ferrell
Jersey is my hometown, and I love it. I'll probably have houses in other places, but that's my home, and nobody's kicking me out of… — Michelle Rodriguez
I'm pretty crazy about the Yankees. When I can't actually watch a game, I TiVo it. I am also a die hard Dallas Cowboys fan.… — Nick Jonas
Im always DVRing Jersey Shore, but Ive never been ashamed to admit that. I probably should be ashamed to admit that, but Im not. I… — Kristen Bell
All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh? — John Mcclane
I was born in Philadelphia, I lived in New Jersey for a short time, and then I moved to England, when I was a kid.… — Lauren Cohan
Lawmakers in New Jersey are proposing a ban on Brazilian waxing. If it passes New Jersey will change its nickname to the Over-Grown Garden State. — Seth Meyers
A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time police… — Seth Meyers
I change the situation like Im auditioning for Jersey Shore. — Childish Gambino
I traded in the jersey for a steady relationship. — Raghib Clitso
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no natural… — Carlin Whisler
If she watches Jersey Shore she's too young for you bro! — Justin Lee Riner
After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love,' now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all… — Chloe Sevigny
When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important then the name on the back. — Bernajoy Vaal

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