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122 Jelly quotes by 106 unique authors

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! — Charles M. Schulz
Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly. — Tariq Ali
‎"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly." "really?" said Sarge. "what flavor? — John Connolly
The walls of the arch are covered with blood-red jellies that wink and glisten at me by the light of the moon. My father told… — Maggie Stiefvater
There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all… — Jon Richardson
Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles. — Gena Showalter
I don't think my mum ever understood my love of Doctor Who. Surely her strongest memory would have been me, standing at the top of… — Steve Berry
Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools. — Cecelia Ahern
Even though its common knowledge these days, it never ceases to amaze me that all the richness of our mental life - all our feelings,… — Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven candles on it… — Neil Gaiman
I walked across Tuscany from Siena to Rome, which was a lovely way to see the landscape. It was sunny but not too hot, and… — Diana Quick
He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly. — Clement Clarke Moore
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. — Lisa Rinna
Love is strange and mysterious.. Just like Jelly beans.. — Ian Philpot
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example — Unknown Author
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans. — Ronald Reagan
Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back… — Unknown Author
You are the peanut butter to my jelly — Jessi
I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong. -Brick Tamland — Anchorman 2
All these rumors and crap they shouldn't mean nothing but they mean a lot cause the saying sticks and stones may break me bones but… — Dayonna Marie Brace
We arent just best friends we are sisters. We go together better then milk and cookies or peanut butter and jelly. I love my Best… — Yashraj Suman
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be the captin and… — Cuts And Scars
If the Easter bunnies been to your house, remember, those brown ones are not jelly beans. . . . — Rick Sutter
A male whos basically shy, sensitive, and easily hurt might concoct a tough macho image to conceal that, deep within, hes really quivering jelly. — Kumar Anupam

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