Jelly Quotes

122 quotes by 114 authors

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black
I listened to King Oliver and I listened to Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Archie Shepp... I listened to… — Eric Clapton
I love this child. Red-haired - patient and gentle like her mother - fey and funny like her father. When she giggles I can hear… — Robert Fulghum
Conceive a jelly-fish such as sails in our summer seas, bell-shaped and of enormous size - far larger, I should judge, than the dome of… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately… — Barack Obama
Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make… — D. H. Lawrence
By brain is meant, in the first instance, something more than the pink-grey jelly of the anatomist. It is, even to a scientist, the organ… — William Grey Walter
I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly. — Fiorello H. La Guardia
Ian Watson did an almost full novel length treatment which I've never seen and when he finished it Stanley said to him. I need somebody… — Sara Maitland
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. — Madonna Ciccone
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit. Kansas City style,… — Jelly Roll Morton
It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair… — Boris Johnson
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an… — P.J. O'Rourke
Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it… — Robert Irvine
I first met Jelly Roll in Chicago. He was livin' high then. You know, Jelly was a travelin' cat, sharp and good lookin' and always… — Zutty Singleton
I always called him the Dizzy Dean of music, he was so belligerent and braggadocio... But one thing I always noticed about Jelly, he would… — Omer Simeon
Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space.… — Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
Where is the real low thing? Where are the jelly shoes that you find that are sick because theyâ€™re so greatâ€¦Everything has air quotes around… — Isaac Mizrahi

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114 authors contributed a total of 122 Jelly Quotes, led by these top contributors: