Jelly Quotes
122 quotes by 114 authors
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
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I listened to King Oliver and I listened to Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Archie Shepp... I listened to…
— Eric Clapton
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I love this child. Red-haired - patient and gentle like her mother - fey and funny like her father. When she giggles I can hear…
— Robert Fulghum
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Conceive a jelly-fish such as sails in our summer seas, bell-shaped and of enormous size - far larger, I should judge, than the dome of…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately…
— Barack Obama
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Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make…
— D. H. Lawrence
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By brain is meant, in the first instance, something more than the pink-grey jelly of the anatomist. It is, even to a scientist, the organ…
— William Grey Walter
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I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.
— Fiorello H. La Guardia
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Ian Watson did an almost full novel length treatment which I've never seen and when he finished it Stanley said to him. I need somebody…
— Sara Maitland
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I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.
— Madonna Ciccone
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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
— Dick Van Dyke
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This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and…
— Jessica Simpson
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I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit. Kansas City style,…
— Jelly Roll Morton
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It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair…
— Boris Johnson
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The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it…
— Robert Irvine
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I first met Jelly Roll in Chicago. He was livin' high then. You know, Jelly was a travelin' cat, sharp and good lookin' and always…
— Zutty Singleton
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I always called him the Dizzy Dean of music, he was so belligerent and braggadocio... But one thing I always noticed about Jelly, he would…
— Omer Simeon
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Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space.…
— Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
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Where is the real low thing? Where are the jelly shoes that you find that are sick because they’re so great…Everything has air quotes around…
— Isaac Mizrahi
Who Wrote These Jelly Quotes
114 authors contributed a total of 122 Jelly Quotes, led by these top contributors: