Best Jelly Sayings

122 Jelly quotes by 106 unique authors

I would love to meet J.K. Rowling and tell her how much I admire her writing and am amazed by her imagination. I read every… — Sheryl Sandberg
I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts. — Gene Simmons
Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has… — Richard Simmons
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly. — Virginia Woolf
Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and… — Anthony Burgess
Something that had been a single cell, a cluster of cells, a little sac of tissue, a kind of worm, a potential fish with gills,… — Aldous Huxley
Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind. — P.G. Wodehouse
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? — Jim Butcher
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around… — Janet Evanovich
Babe,' Ranger said. 'Do something with her.' And he disconnected. I called Ranger back. 'No,' I said. 'And I need information on Jelly Kantner. His… — Janet Evanovich
The word itself has another color. It’s not a word with any resonance, although the e was once pronounced. There is only the bump now… — William H. Gass
He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and all the other… — Rick Riordan
And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly… — Terry Pratchett
They all broke the rules. They all crossed into forbidden territory. They all tampered with the laws that lay down who should be loved and… — Arundhati Roy
A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to… — J.R.R. Tolkien
For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly. — Joanne Fluke
Alex decided he’d had enough. He put down his knife. “All right,” he said. “You’ve made it pretty clear that you don’t want to work… — Anthony Horowitz
I don't know what you think of me. And you certainly would never picture us together. But probably peanut butter was just peanut butter for… — Jodi Picoult
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You… — John Green
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.… — Janet Evanovich
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just… — Janet Evanovich
October is the cruelest month of any election year, but by then, the pain is so great that even the strong are like jelly and… — Hunter S. Thompson
Be careful whom you choose to hate. The small and the vulnerable own a protection great enough, if you could but see it, to melt… — Leif Enger
He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my… — Terry Pratchett

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