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122 Jelly quotes by 106 unique authors

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. — Jay Leno
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. — Jase Robertson
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was… — George Vecsey
PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is mortal of a… — Ambrose Bierce
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts? — Margaret Laurence
If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving… — Barbara Johnson
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly… — Brandon Sanderson
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Pharrell Williams
Indeed Christianity passes. Passes - it has gone! It has littered the beaches of life with churches, cathedrals, shrines and crucifixes, prejudices and intolerances, like… — H.G. Wells
The pie should be eaten "while it is yet florescent, white or creamy yellow, with the merest drip of candied juice along the edges, (as… — Henry Ward Beecher
Certain it is that scandal is good brisk talk, whereas praise of one's neighbor is by no means lively hearing. An acquaintance grilled, scored, devilled,… — William Makepeace Thackeray
I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it.… — Ronnie Van Zant
Amoeba has her picture in the book, Proud Protozoon!-Yet beware of pride, All she can do is fatten and divide; She cannot even read, or… — Julian Huxley
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Mario Diaz-Balart
This thing called love, it cries like a baby in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, it shakes all over like a jelly… — Queen Elizabeth II
You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline. — Leonard Cohen
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. — Bob Dylan
Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs… — Peter Dobereiner
I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever, and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some… — Jeff Koons
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging… — Dave Barry
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. — Lady Gaga
I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly. — Jennifer Hudson
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I… — Julia Roberts

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