Jail Quotes

637 Jail quotes by 498 unique authors

I also did some jail time a few years ago. Spent a whole summer in jail reading books. I pumped a ton of new knowledge… — Tommy Lee
I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in… — Louis C. K.
School is another word for jail — Unknown Author
Amy Winehouse was arrested Wednesday in connection with a video that allegedly shows her doing drugs at a party. Winehouse could be looking at real… — Seth Meyers
..living in this life where people having sympathy. going to jail all the time living with no discipline.. — Christopher Williams
* in the mall * MAN- can I get your number ? GIRL-why ? MAN-just to conversate with you... GIRL-how old are you ? MAN-34… — Princess
My life is my JAIL...My Being a REBEL is My CRIME...DEATH will b My FREEDOM...n My COURAGE will bring me MARTYRDOM — Raveen
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. She got out of bed and checked around… — Harriet Morgan
School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards, and students are the prisoners. — Sydney Rogers
JENA SIX What a disgrase, when a black man can pay and play and get away with rape. What does it say when a black… — Bobby Hazzard
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you dont… — Bubbly
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!-Kurt Cobain- — Kurt Cobain
NO Education = McDonalds, Streets or Jail, Education= Lawyer, Doctor, Physical Therapist, Dream house, money and car. STAY IN SCHOOL :-) — Raquel
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. — Badbitch
Nothing like getting bailed out by your ex... — Bailey Heideman
Best friends are those who, even if in jail for violence , will sit beside and say : dude.. That was some ass-kicked punch on… — Rose Hathway
The judge told me if my dad presses charges on be from stealing an ipod that he stole ill do 10 months in jail, not… — Jon Hawes
People bragging about being in jail is a little immature. More like an fn idoit! — Kevin McCarty
A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was… — Gorgeous_girl;)
You looking for the easy life bro, were you get every thing easy? a place were you don't have to work hard, maybe easy street?… — Glen Rambharack
You can escape from liability, but you cannot escape from regret. You can escape from school, but you cannot escape from knowledge. You can escape… — Ritu Ghatourey
A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will be sitting next to you. A best friend will be say Sorry I… — Nishan Panwar
I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and willingly accepts the penalty by staying in jail in… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
If you don't get a letter, then you'll know I'm in jail. — Gus Kahn
Your notions of friendship arenew to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he cannot give to one without robbing another.… — Jonathan Swift

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