Jail Quotes

637 Jail quotes by 498 unique authors

Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna… — Pineapple Express
Christian heels take u straight to hell. Put her on a magazine bet her face will sell. If she under 18 take you straight to… — Ryan Leslie
All the real niggas either dead or in jail, and if you're looking for me homie, I'm in the A-T-L. — Young Jeezy
I'm a send this out to everybody who talked about me. Said I'd be dead or in jail by now, it's ok though it's aight.… — Lil Boosie
My name ring in jail and not for givin' no statement. That type of foulness consider it flagrant. O.T., give me a brick and see… — Cormega
Why do I think Im in jail? Why am I here? — Big Meech
Whatever I plan on working on when I come out, I lan on working on while Im in jail. I have a lot of options;… — Big Meech
Some young male put in jail. His lawyer so good his bail is on sale. Lookin at the hourglass, how long can this power last?… — Kool G Rap
He likes to eat hardy, party. Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati. Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he's Jello. Mellow, yellow… — Kool G Rap
You can cry, cry, cry. Yes baby, you can wail. Beat your head on the pavement. Till the man comes and throws you in jail. — Robben Ford
Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss… — Riley Freeman
What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a… — Huey Freeman
I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out! — Cedric The Entertainer
I hate that everybody I fuck wit in jail. — Webbie
To the kids, to the niggas out there bruh, yall niggas bruh, stay out here mayne don't go to jail. Go live, go be somebody,… — Webbie
Back to my journey, that bullshit dont concern me. I knew I was going to jail I would have f-cked my attorney. — Lil Wayne
All the real niggas either dead or in jail. — Young Jeezy
Uh, everythings for sale, I got 5 passports Im never going to jail. — Jay-Z
If I knew I was going to jail I would have fucked my attorney. — Lil Wayne
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not… — Kevin Hart
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that… — Unknown Author
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on… — Eminem
U wanna go home or u wanna go to jail — Training Day
Id prolly go to jail for fuckin patti labelle — Biggie Smalls
Boyfriend in jail — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Jail Quotes

498 authors contributed a total of 637 Jail Quotes, led by these top contributors: