Jail Quotes
637 Jail quotes by 498 unique authors
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Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna…
— Pineapple Express
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Christian heels take u straight to hell. Put her on a magazine bet her face will sell. If she under 18 take you straight to…
— Ryan Leslie
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All the real niggas either dead or in jail, and if you're looking for me homie, I'm in the A-T-L.
— Young Jeezy
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I'm a send this out to everybody who talked about me. Said I'd be dead or in jail by now, it's ok though it's aight.…
— Lil Boosie
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My name ring in jail and not for givin' no statement. That type of foulness consider it flagrant. O.T., give me a brick and see…
— Cormega
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Why do I think Im in jail? Why am I here?
— Big Meech
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Whatever I plan on working on when I come out, I lan on working on while Im in jail. I have a lot of options;…
— Big Meech
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Some young male put in jail. His lawyer so good his bail is on sale. Lookin at the hourglass, how long can this power last?…
— Kool G Rap
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He likes to eat hardy, party. Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati. Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he's Jello. Mellow, yellow…
— Kool G Rap
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You can cry, cry, cry. Yes baby, you can wail. Beat your head on the pavement. Till the man comes and throws you in jail.
— Robben Ford
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Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss…
— Riley Freeman
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What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a…
— Huey Freeman
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I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out!
— Cedric The Entertainer
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I hate that everybody I fuck wit in jail.
— Webbie
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To the kids, to the niggas out there bruh, yall niggas bruh, stay out here mayne don't go to jail. Go live, go be somebody,…
— Webbie
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Back to my journey, that bullshit dont concern me. I knew I was going to jail I would have f-cked my attorney.
— Lil Wayne
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All the real niggas either dead or in jail.
— Young Jeezy
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Uh, everythings for sale, I got 5 passports Im never going to jail.
— Jay-Z
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If I knew I was going to jail I would have fucked my attorney.
— Lil Wayne
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Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not…
— Kevin Hart
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that…
— Unknown Author
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See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on…
— Eminem
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U wanna go home or u wanna go to jail
— Training Day
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Id prolly go to jail for fuckin patti labelle
— Biggie Smalls
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Boyfriend in jail
— Unknown Author
Who Wrote These Jail Quotes
498 authors contributed a total of 637 Jail Quotes, led by these top contributors: