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Jack Quotes by Bob Hope
- My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
- Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his…
- When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
More Jack Quotes
- You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack. — Chris Rock
- I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his… — Harry S. Truman
- My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came… — Bob Hope
- I walked out and Jack Nicholson was sitting about six feet away, so I avoided that area and I looked up at… — Elliott Smith
- What is the best thing you can do in a close game? Drive to the basket and put pressure on the defense!… — Bobby Knight
- The rose fell into his lap, and he looked up, startled. Mimi grinned. "Hey handsom" Mimi sent. "What's up?" Jack replied, without… — Melissa de la Cruz
- She nodded... and was about to turn away. Then, as if she thought better of it, she reached out and grabbed his… — Melissa de la Cruz
- My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them. — David Bailey