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Ellen DeGeneres has 260 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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I have an almost complete disregard of precedent, and a faith in the possibility of something better. It irritates me to be…
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This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as well.
— Victoria Beckham
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I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Man never knows what he wants; he aspires to penetrate mysteries and as soon as he has, wants to re-establish them. Ignorance…
— Henri Frederic Amiel
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Upon the first goblet he read this inscription, monkey wine; upon the second, lion wine; upon the third, sheep wine; upon the…
— Victor Hugo
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Perfection irritates as well as it attracts, in fiction as in life.
— Louis Auchincloss
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Authors are far closer to the truths enfolded in mystery than ordinary people, because of that very audacity of imagination which irritates…
— Gertrude Atherton
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At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling…
— Mike Tyson
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I was brought up to believe that a person must be rescued when drowning, regardless of religion and nationality. The term ‘hero’…
— Irena Sendler
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The truth only irritates those it enlightens, but does not convert.
— Pasquier Quesnel
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If someone irritates you, it is only your own response that is irritating you. Therefore, when anyone seems to be provoking you,…
— Epictetus
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When something irritates me, I don't go home and write; I just don't do that.
— Kerry King
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