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Who ever invented the IRS should be punched in the face repeatedly with a brick... — Kevin Mccarty
Work: The main reason that alcohol was invented! — Nishan Panwar
Who ever invented making your bed clearly didn't realize that it's a waste of energy, considering you're just going to sleep in it again — Unknown Author
Definition of High heels .... A facility invented by short women, who were fed up by constantly being kissed on the forehead! :p — Punkinhead Abhishek
Dear Persons With Arm Scent, If Those 24 hour Deodorants Don't Work On You, You Probably Haven't Noticed That They Invented The 48 hrs One… — Rolando Djelf Ramirez
I trust my mind more than any machine that has ever been invented — Keorapetse Phelelo
It has often been a solid Grief to me, when I have reflected on this glorious Nation, which is the Scene of publick Happiness and… — Richard Steele
Purpose of invented weapons by humans for self protection and peace.but he killed humanity first them.by weapons. — Mak_786
Hugs Were Invented To Show Them You Still Love Them Without Having To Say Anything — Joey
We put [young children] into kindergarten where their reasoning powers are ruined; or, if we can afford it, we buyMontessori outfits that were invented for… — Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Although weapons were invented for self-protection, but man uses them for fulfilling his ambitions. — Mak_786
Hugs Were Invented To Let People Know You LOVE Them Without Saying Anything. — Ritu Ghatourey
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference! — Jeffrey Sarpong
Thomas Edisons Mother: Of course Im proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed! — Ritu Ghatourey
Blessing on him that first invented sleep! — Ritu Ghatourey
How is it possible that no one has invented a puppy that stays a puppy? — Jimmy Kimmel
Freud's most radical legacy is the one that is the least actualized. After years of evolution on the topic, he came to the conclusion that… — Alexandria Watson
Flying kiss is the first wireless technology human has ever invented. — Nisha Kapoor
I wanted to thank Google, Wikipedia and whoever the hell invented copy paste. Thank you. — Unknown Author
Man has invented so many amazing things, still no one in the world is able to invent a cure for missing someone. — Nishan Panwar
Hugs were invented to let people know you love them without having to say anything — Talyiah Ngariki
To whoever invented yoga pants: God bless you! — Nikhil Saluja

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