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1097 Invented quotes by 824 unique authors

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best… — William Goldman
The 1976 Bicentennial is not going to be invented in Washington, printed in triplicate by the Government Printing Office [and] mailed to you by the… — Richard M. Nixon
Television was not invented to make human beings vacuous, but is an emanation of their vacuity. — Malcolm Muggeridge
I'll walk through fire to do what I do because the movie business, when it's right, is the coolest art form ever invented. — Ron Perlman
The modern banking system manufactures money out of nothing. The process is perhaps the most astounding piece of sleight-of-hand that was ever invented. Banking was… — Unknown Author
FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person --a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose… — Ambrose Bierce
When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a… — Samuel Butler
BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it… — Ambrose Bierce
What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a… — Unknown Author
Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental — Albert Schweitzer
Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is no more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man, more repugnant to… — Thomas Paine
There are so many tender and holy emotions, flying about in out inward world, which, like angels, can never assume the body of an outward… — Jean Paul Richter
And man has actually invented God. And whats strange, what would be marvellous, is not that God should really exist; the marvel is that such… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired. — Unknown Author
Nature, when she invented, manufactured, and patented her authors, contrived to make critics of the chips that were left. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
If I were personally to define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody… — Theodore Dreiser
We worked on solving the problem of voice communications in a noisy military environment. We established military codes that are highly audible and invented selection… — M H Abrams
A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give… — Jay Leno
I don't want it to be all that self-conscious or artificial, but it really grows out of my having invented myself as a listener so… — Russell Banks
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink. — GK Chesterton
Hugs were invented to let people know that you love them without having to say anything — Elyza El-Samman
Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented the wheel. — Nikhil Saluja
I just invented shirtless sleeves and changed the game. — Nikhil Saluja
Its not always easy to push yourself, and thats why they invented mothers. — Suman Rai
All sin lies in harming others unnecessarily; all other sin is invented nonsense. — Ritu Ghatourey

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