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1097 Invented quotes by 824 unique authors

Henry is entirely invented though by now I feel he's as real as anyone I know. — Sue Grafton
Nature, when she invented, manufactured, and patented her authors, contrived to make critics out of the chips that were left. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
The character I play is a wonderful compilation of things I hate about myself and things I love about myself and things that I've invented… — Camryn Manheim
It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and all that and invented the… — Patrick Marber
He told me I didn't understand, that we were from the bleak industrial wastes of North England, or something, and that we didn't understand the… — Mark E. Smith
Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not… — Allan Sherman
Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition of Wag the… — Jules Carlysle
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not yet understood — Henry Miller
I think that anyone who comes upon a Nautilus machine suddenly will agree with me that its prototype was clearly invented at some time in… — Anna Quindlen
You gon' think I invented sex. — Trey Songz
I invented sex I'm gone talk shit and when I come atcha its gone be better then you thought still. — Trey Songz
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey — Mark Twain
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the… — Kevin Hart
What position should I wear, cop an attitude? How can I convince her, that I'm invented too. — REM
I invented see through negligees. — ZZ Top
I love, net guns, and who in invented it, cuz its the coolest fuckin thing around, I love net guns, and who invented it, cuz… — Rob Dyrdek
Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole! -Chazz — Blades Of Glory
This artifact dates back to prehysterical times where humans did nothing but stare at each other all day. That's very boring. So they invented this… — The Little Mermaid
You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd… — The Social Network
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise. — Unknown Author
Beauty is why God invented eyeballs, and her booty is why God invented my balls. — Kanye West
I invented swag...Poppin bottles putting supermodels in the cab. — Jay-Z
My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you woulda thought that god was in it.. but its… — J. Cole
My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you wouldve thought that god was in it, but its… — J. Cole
WE-HUMANS are the ONLY-SPECIE on this EARTH,WHO can KNOW not only OURSELF,but also NAMELESS-FORMLESS-BODYLESS-SELFLESS-ETERNAL-GOD;WHOM ANCIENT-INDIANS have had INVENTED ie KNOWN for 100s and 1000s of… — Rkpatel

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