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- In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes…
- I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dull. So when I embarked into the world of picture…
- The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.
- There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and…
- The burning of a book is a sad, sad sight, for even though a book is nothing but ink and paper, it feels as if…
- For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White'…
- The last time I saw you, I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle!
- Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending…
- Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are…
- You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
- Nobody wants to fall into a safety net, because it means the structure in which they've been living is in a state of collapse and…
- What should we call him?" Klaus asked. "You should call him Dr. Montgomery," Mr. Poe replied, "unless he tells you to call him Montgomery. Both…
- The expression "following suit" is a curious one, because it has nothing to do with walking behind a matching set of clothing. If you follow…
- There are two types of panicking: standing still and not saying a word, and leaping all over the place babbling anything that comes into your…
- To stutter through it with you or even stop stuttering and say nothing, was so lucky and soft, better talk than mile-a-minute with anyone. After…
- I can see it, Ed, I leaned deeper into you, felt you nodding along with the sounds in the room, and your warmth signaled through…
- Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.
- Certain people have said that the world is like a calm pond, and that anytime a person does even the smallest thing, it is as…
- Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up.
- I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof…
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