"The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that……" — Daniel Handler
"The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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More Canadian Quotes
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The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not 'Am I really that oppressed?' but 'Am I really that boring?'
— Margaret Atwood
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For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see…
— Diane Ackerman
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My first jobs were all civil service. At 14, I worked for the Canadian National Railways. At 16, I worked…
— Dan Aykroyd
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The Canadian run can be no different, at least in terms of actual running.
— Dennis Banks
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I may have made a mistake in renouncing my Canadian citizenship, which I have never ceased to promise to try…
— Conrad Black
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Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I…
— Malin Akerman
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My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.
— Jim Carrey
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I think being Canadian helps you as a journalist in America, because you're sort of on the outside watching this…
— Graydon Carter
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Ironically, the Canadian naval vessels, aircraft and personnel in the Persian Gulf I mentioned earlier who are fighting terrorism will…
— Paul Cellucci
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But Canada remains a crucial partner in this global war on terrorism, and we are grateful for that. Canadian naval…
— Paul Cellucci
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I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.
— Pamela Anderson
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In the wake of the Supreme Court of Canada decision (Chaoulli-Zeliotis), the Canadian Medicare system is about to be redesigned.…
— Brian Day
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