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Insult Quotes by Sam Ewing
- Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
- If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
- When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
- "Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet…
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