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Inspiration Quotes by Red Skelton
- We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
- She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
- Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
- Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with…
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- Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone, don't keep it a secret. — Mary Kay Ash
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- It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. — Francis of Assisi
- It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi
- The optimum committee has no members. — Norman Ralph Augustine
- Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of… — Saint Augustine
- Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. — Marcus Aurelius
- Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul. — Marcus Aurelius
- May God protect me from gloomy saints. — Teresa of Avila
- Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. — Lauren Bacall
- If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. — Richard Bach
- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach