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• Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if…
• They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and…
• Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
• I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn...
• Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.
• Favorite color: I hate colors.
• I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it.…
• Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell…
• L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness…
• Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,…

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