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Jarod Kintz has 55 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
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Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the Germans invented…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything, without the…
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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In…
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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting…
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IM DYING!
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IM SICK OF IT IVE TRIED SO HARD TO BE GOOD ENOUGH BUT NO MATTER WHAT I WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME…
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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I was at a point where I was getting up and going to work, but I was drained. Gossip Girl gave me…
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Heart beating faster and faster as I think of the pain inside closing my eyes i see her face oh how I…
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SORRY IF I CAN'T TELL YOU FRANKLY,THAT YO'URE NOSE IS SO PRETTY.. THAT YOUR HAIR IS SO LOVELY AND HOW I WISH…
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Im dying jst 2 kn0w ur name,c0z ur dr0p dead perfect..
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