I Told Quotes
1322 I Told quotes by 860 unique authors
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I told you I was sick.
— Spike Milligan
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If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day - that's the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how…
— Amaury Nolasco
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Baby I'll never forget none of that. Girl I told you I was comin back.
— Drake
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I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no…
— Sean Connery
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When people endure a traumatic event, they are either defeated or made stronger. On Sept. 11, I told New Yorkers, 'I want you to emerge…
— Rudy Giuliani
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got…
— Jack Handey
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
— Rodney Dangerfield
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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They asked if I knew what 'conscientious objector' meant. I told them that when the white man asked me to go off somewhere and fight…
— Malcolm X
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My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our…
— Jack Handey
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I told myself if I ever made it to the level I want to be at, I'm gonna give back.
— LeBron James
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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What I told [my teammates] after the game was I'm just fortunate [for] my 16 years because, this [injury] can happen every single night you…
— Charles Barkley
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list,…
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate…
— Joe E. Lewis
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If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?
— Kendrick Lamar
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I ain't thinking of tomorrow, tomorrow thinks of me like a garcia, bulk of money on tha counter, I told her, baby I see you…
— Lil Wayne
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I told him that for a modern scientist, practicing experimental research, the least that could be said, is that we do not know. But I…
— Albert Claude
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Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't do it. Say…
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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The terrorist attacks were a tragedy for the people who died or were injured, and for their families and friends. For the rest of us,…
— Julie Burchill
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I told my caddie today that I am in the position that I want to be in. That this is what I have been waiting…
— Annika Sorenstam
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I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.
— Frank Layden
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I've never really seen myself as an actress. I told myself, 'I'm not going to get a job where I need to put on makeup,…
— Unknown Author
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What should I do? The person I really like...I told him not to play with bad people. But he won't listen. Really, what should I…
— Kim Dong-joo
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