I Thought Quotes
4829 I Thought quotes by 3227 unique authors
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I thought a forest was made up entirely of trees, but now I know that the foundation lies below ground, in the fungi.
— Derrick Jensen
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One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the…
— Jack Handey
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Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from…
— Jack Handey
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If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I…
— Jack Handey
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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
— Jack Handey
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing?!"
— Jack Handey
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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.…
— Jack Handey
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When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow…
— Jack Handey
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For some days I quietly worked out in my own mind the metaphysics of Cosmic Unity. The more I thought about it, the more convinced…
— Freeman Dyson
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When I first started writing plays I couldn't write good dialogue because I didn't respect how black people talked. I thought that in order to…
— August Wilson
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Well, I guess, but I just feel so strong. Actually, it was probably when I was 50 that we were trying to - to get…
— Cheryl Tiegs
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For somebody to take a shot at him is totally disappointing and hurtful to my family, my mother, his wife and child. For Dianne to…
— Rick Hendrick
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Many Chess players were surprised when after the game, Fischer quietly explained: 'I had already analyzed this possibility' in a position which I thought was…
— Mikhail Tal
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I have not given any drawn or lost games, because I thought them inadequate to the purpose of the book.
— Jose Raul Capablanca
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I thought I was playing the world champion, not some 27-eyed monster who sees everything in all positions.
— Unknown Author
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It's fascinating as we continue to innovate and lead the way in both the application space and the database space. In the very beginning, people…
— Larry Ellison
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Unfortunately, I was not wise enough to listen to her advice, and hastily married. In a few weeks, I had occasion to repent of the…
— Maria Monk
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I went jogging up on Mulholland. In the middle of my run I had some form of asthma attack and couldn't even walk. I couldn't…
— Esai Morales
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And it sort of jogged a memory of something that I read at school and I read it, and I thought God this is it.…
— Andrew Lloyd Webber
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As I made my way home, I thought Jem and I would get grown but there wasn't much else for us to learn, except possibly…
— Harper Lee
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This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!'…
— Stephen Colbert
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I thought that if you come across as a freak, there will be some kind of distance. Maybe the distance became excessive. I realized that…
— Thomas Kretschmann
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Marijuana. Boy, I thought that was just terrible. How could this great man do this to his life?
— Tommy Rettig
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I thought it was too wacky for the general public. On his original opinion of his movie's chances for success, 1997.
— George Lucas
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I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after…
— Joel McHale
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