Husband Quotes

2461 Husband quotes by 1540 unique authors

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. — Finley Peter Dunne
My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, Linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife. — Charles Gavan Duffy
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. — Brandon Sanderson
My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same. — Amy Winehouse
The way he treated me & the way I treated him, the way we took care of each other & our family, while he lived.… — Ann Druyan
I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody… — Anna Nicole Smith
Of the widow's countless death-duties there is really just one that matters: on the first anniversary of her husband's death the widow should think I… — Joyce Carol Oates
Get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee. — William Shakespeare
The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband. — William Shakespeare
Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger. — William Shakespeare
The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup. — Will Smith
When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman… — Oscar Wilde
Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago. — John Cleese
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix… — Pamela Anderson
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. — Unknown Author
That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a… — George Eliot
Probably no strychnine has sent as many husbands into their graves as mealtime scolding has, and nothing has driven more men into the arms of… — M.F.K. Fisher
I look upon statistics as the handmaid of medicine, but on that very account I hold that it befits medicine to treat her handmaid with… — Karl Pearson
If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is… — Jiddu Krishnamurti
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. — Kin Hubbard
No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object. — Mary Fairfax
The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom. — Unknown Author
She was the prettiest, silliest, most affected, husband-hunting butterfly ever. — Mary Russell Mitford
An obedient wife commands her husband. — Benjamin Disraeli

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