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If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things that our cops… — Sarah Palin
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of… — Bill Maher
Nature is not a partisan, but out of her ample treasue house she produces children in infinite variety, of which she is equally the mother,… — James Anthony Froude
Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards that lack drugs,… — Jeffrey Sachs
We are here to witness the creation and to abet it. We are here to notice each thing so each thing gets noticed. Together we… — Annie Dillard
Just as an octopus may have his den in some ocean cave, and come floating out a silent image of horror to attack a swimmer,… — Arthur Conan Doyle
A Fox entered the house of an actor and, rummaging through all his properties, came upon a Mask, an admirable imitation of a human head.… — Aesop
As the Little House settled down on her new foundation, she smiled happily. Once again she could watch the sun and moon and stars. Once… — Virginia Lee Burton
American politics is a struggle, not of men but of forces. The men become every year more and more creatures of force, massed about central… — Henry Adams
My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't… — Trey Parker
My chastity's the jewel of our house, bequeathed down from many ancestors. — William Shakespeare
The name of the game is to talk to people. If you don't talk to people, you can't get started...You knock on twenty doors or… — Cesar Chavez
So, you are very welcome to our house. It must appear in other ways than words, Therefore, I scant this breathing courtesy. — William Shakespeare
It is white. - when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London — George W. Bush
Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. — Anne Sexton
A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib… — James M. Barrie
Family . . . the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children. — August Strindberg
In recent years, many seem to have spent their lives protesting. Perhaps they have felt to do this because they have felt repressed or wished… — James E. Faust
Men have broad and large chests, and small narrow hips, and more understanding than women, who have but small and narrow breasts, and broad hips,… — Martin Luther
Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden… — A. Whitney Brown
According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House. — Jay Leno
Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window. — Maria Bamford
The temple is a sacred edifice, a holy place, where essential saving ceremonies and ordinances are performed to prepare us for exaltation. It is important… — Robert D. Hales
It's nice when they notice the deep voice from across the house, and they know it's papa. They know it's Dad. — Matthew McConaughey
My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a… — Al McGuire

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