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Bob Monkhouse has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
• My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would…
• My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up…
• I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
• What do gardeners do when they retire?
• I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
• Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
• I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
• Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
• When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
• It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
• Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

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