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Larry the Cable Guy has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
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I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
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I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm…
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I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
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I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the…
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people
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We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it…
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I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got…
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Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
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I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs…
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I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm…
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At a certain point, particularly in his third term, Mayor Bloomberg lost touch with the people he was serving.
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My cousin Roger once told me, on the eve of his third wedding, that he felt marriage was addictive. Then he corrected…
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And in his third essay Herodius (not Herodotus, a mistaken pronunciation, perhaps) said 'We can contend with the evil that men do…
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The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallow subcategory. He's got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to…
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This is really good,” Donovan Caine said, attacking his third strawberry pancake. “You sound surprised,” I said. He shrugged. “I just didn’t…
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Jamie Moyer was in his third year as a major league pitcher and was, by his own admission, still wide-eyed, watching everything…
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To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: Ruth…
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