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I needed to make my wig ogg because I no longer wanted to apologize for who I am — Viola Davis
One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen. — Tippi Hedren
Like no other writer in contemporary American literature, Brock Clarke has a way of looking at us, I mean looking straight at us--warts, lots of… — Peter Orner
It's hilarious, because my guitar has what's known as a tremolo bar or a whammy bar. And the whammy bar is probably the most alien… — Steve Vai
Brooke Berman's voice is utterly distinct, and her book, detailing her nomadic artist's journey toward both a successful playwriting career and a home of her… — Maria Dahvana Headley
A hilarious, honest, heartfelt look at what it means to take on a family that isn't your own...Izzy Rose rocks it. — Maria Dahvana Headley
The universe is hilarious! Like, Venus is 900 degrees. I could tell you it melts lead. But that's not as fun as saying, 'You can… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Tanya Ward Goodman, writing with a big heart, clear eyes, and a light touch, allows us a privileged glimpse into the shabby, enchanted world of… — Michelle Huneven
My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious. — Kreayshawn
When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may… — Steven Moffat
In the beginning, I would find a character I understood. That was my focus. Not now - but you basically get offered the exact same… — Channing Tatum
God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train! — Kurt Vonnegut
I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white… — Helen Fielding
I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious. — Keri Russell
I want that which is hilarious and that which is heartbreaking to occupy the same territory in the book because I think they very often… — Richard Russo
Michael Buble is seriously my favorite entertainer. Have you ever seen the guy in concert? He's hilarious. Women love him. Guys want to meet him.… — Blake Shelton
Well, I would definitely give up performing... But I would still sit down in an office and pretend to write with Dawn, even if we… — Jennifer Saunders
It's something that people relate to - and I hope my kid doesn't relate to - but there's a level of believability in playing complex… — Jeremy Sisto
I moved to New York when I was 17 and I had no idea what I was doing. I really thought I was going to… — Dreama Walker
Stamps from Afghanistan are hilarious. You can tell when the revolutions are because suddenly they stop having pictures of the mullahs and the independence monument… — Samuel West
I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline… — Elisabeth Shue
In my personal life, I'm hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester. — Alison Brie
I don't want anyone to get seriously hurt. But I do watch awards shows to critique the clothes while I sit around eating chips in… — Eliza Coupe
I think there's something very lovely and hilarious about exploring the particular neuroses of the female mind. It's just not the same thing with men.… — Lizzy Caplan
My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1. — Mackenzie Crook

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