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Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.

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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. — Jeremy Clarkson
It's going to be like herding stray cats, and the political leaders who can do it will be remembered as the same… — William H. Calvin
Computer programmers tend, by and large, to be quirky and highly individualistic. Trying to organize or manage such awkward characters is normally… — John Naughton
I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed… — Jane Siberry
We were talking about the kissing in the movie just recently. Clearly, it's pretty challenging material, but Ang said two men herding… — Jake Gyllenhaal
Work - other people's work - is an intolerable idea to a cat. Can you picture cats herding sheep or agreeing to… — Louis J. Camuti
His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by… — Tom Hayden
Writing is a form of herding. I herd words into little paragraph-like clusters. — Larry McMurtry
The tradition I was born into was essentially nomadic, a herdsmen tradition, following animals across the earth. The bookshops are a form… — Larry McMurtry
For me, MMA is like speed chess. It's like I'm herding a person into a certain position. Say my endgame is an… — Ronda Rousey
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No - no, your lean, hungry men… — Washington Irving
Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing, the rest is mere sheep-herding. — Ezra Pound

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