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Jim Bishop has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
• Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
• A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good…
• A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies…
• When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the…
• Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
• The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best in one…
• A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose…
• Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.
• To have courage, one must first be afraid. The deeper the fear, the more difficult the climb toward courage.
• Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
• True love is night jasmine, a diamond in darkness, the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most common of…

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