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Si Robertson has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
• All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
• When security comes, every man for himself
• God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
• When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For…
• You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
• I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and…
• First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
• Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey,…
• I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
• You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
• Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

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