Best Happy Birthday Sayings
237 Happy Birthday quotes by 179 unique authors
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Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
— Dwayne Johnson
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Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and would have been 99-years-old today. She was…
— David Letterman
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
— John Glenn
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I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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He not busy being born is busy dying.
— Bob Dylan
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In youth we learn; in age we understand.
— Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to…
— George Eliot
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Happy is the hearing man; unhappy the speaking man.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
— Sam Ewing
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It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.
— Jane Fonda
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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
— Sammy Hagar
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— Bob Hope
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Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
— Franz Kafka
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Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at…
— Mindy Kaling
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When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're…
— Kristin Kreuk
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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping…
— Sam Levenson
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
— C.S. Lewis
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For age is opportunity no less Than youth itself, though in another dress, And as the evening twilight fades away The sky is filled with…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I…
— Demetri Martin
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If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to…
— John Oates
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I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy…
— Amy Poehler
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
— Theodore Roosevelt
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The golden age is before us, not behind us.
— William Shakespeare
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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do…
— George Bernard Shaw
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179 authors contributed a total of 237 Happy Birthday Quotes, led by these top contributors: