Best Happy Birthday Quotations
237 Happy Birthday quotes by 179 unique authors
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
— George Bernard Shaw
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We are always the same age inside.
— Gertrude Stein
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When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
— Gloria Stuart
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
— Mark Twain
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Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
— Buddy Valastro
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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
— Voltaire
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
— Oscar Wilde
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
— Tom Wilson
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
— Steven Wright
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
— Oscar Wilde
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Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
— Robert A. Heinlein
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be…
— Mark Twain
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He gives me a kiss that barely touches my lips – it means nothing or everything. After he’s gone, I think, Happy birthday to me.…
— Melissa Bank
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
— D. J. MacHale
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Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.
— Lynsay Sands
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When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.
— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
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It is a peculiarity of knitters that they chronically underestimate the amount of time it takes to knit something. Birthday on Saturday? No problem. Socks…
— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
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Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!
— Rick Riordan
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It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! “Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!
— Rick Riordan
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If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry.
— Kami Garcia
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Happy birthday," he sighed, and leaned down to touch his lips to mine. I reached up on my toes to make the kiss last longer…
— Stephenie Meyer
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You were the best birthday present I ever got." "Thank you." "I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that…
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?
— Rick Riordan
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So what if nobody came? I’ll have all the ice cream and tea, And I’ll laugh with myself, And I’ll dance with myself, And I’ll…
— Shel Silverstein
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
— George Burns
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179 authors contributed a total of 237 Happy Birthday Quotes, led by these top contributors: