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• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
• You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself. — Ethel Barrymore
• Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. — Warren Buffett
• First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull… — George Burns
• Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have… — Gabriel Byrne
• A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. — Muhammad Ali
• The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is… — Carlos Castaneda
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. — Gracie Allen
• Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. — Maurice Chevalier
• I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. — Henri Frederic Amiel
• Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. — Michele Bachmann
• I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents… — Demetri Martin

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