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- Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers.… — Scott Adams
- I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track… — Robin Williams
- The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. — Joanna Trollope
- The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as… — Cristiano Ronaldo
- I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. — Shane Richie
- I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate… — Dave Barry
- I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey
- New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got… — Bill Maher