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Jarod Kintz has 55 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
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Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the Germans invented…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything, without the…
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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In…
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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!
— Jarod Kintz
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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy's point of view, the girl always chooses…
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Dear girls: Learn how to move on after a breakup. Your life aint over just because your boyfriend dumped ur ass. I…
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