Best Gum Sayings

184 Gum quotes by 155 unique authors

The oil acts like a cleanser. When you put it in your mouth and work it around your teeth and gums it ‘pulls’ out bacteria… — Bruce Fife
From Day One the very existence of [Camp Bravo] has been a popcorn hull in the tender gums of the hard left. — James Lileks
Is this Nation stating it cannot afford to spend an additional $600 million to help the developing nations of the world become strong and free… — John F. Kennedy
So much of TV seems to be chewing gum for the eyes.... TV desperately needs more self-reliance and pride in the medium. — John Mason Brown
It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity subject… — A J Liebling
But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate an indifference on… — Robert Benchley
There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet! — Shay Mitchell
I don't know how people chew gum all day long. — Mireille Enos
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite… — Frank Zappa
I'll be out having a good time and stick my gum on the side of my cup - I know, it's a horrible habit -… — Jenna Jameson
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedposts overnight. If your mother said don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite? — Lonnie Donegan
If folks can learn to be racist, then they can learn to be anti racist. If being sexist ain't genetic, then, dad gum, people can… — Johnnetta B. Cole
I've weaned myself down to about, on a great day, on a really great day, three cigarettes. For a nicotine junkie the essential cigs are… — Johnny Depp
I learned how to take other people's mechanisms of promoting their stuff through me as opposed to promoting my own stuff, as far as getting… — Snoop Dogg
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that. — Hilary Duff
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as… — Mitch Hedberg
This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. — Elbert Hubbard
I remember times when I was at shows and the person onstage locked eyes with me. And in that moment, everything was right with the… — Joan Jett
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. — Hank Ketcham
I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell. — Karl Lagerfeld
My songs aren't bubble gum pop dance songs and I don't have background dancers on every single song. — Avril Lavigne
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of… — Emo Philips
You've got to eat while you dream. You've got to deliver on short-range commitments, while you develop a long-range strategy and vision and implement it.… — Jack Welch

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