Gum Quotes

184 Gum quotes by 155 unique authors

There's probably no subject with quite so many conflictin' opinions about it as there are about food, and 'tis better to swap bubble gum with… — Tom Robbins
Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums. — Dilys Laing
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum. — Rita Rudner
Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes. — John Mason Brown
Goodnight moon. Sweet dreams. Smile kindly upon this little blue gum ball of us while we sleep. — Dave Matthews
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss — Diablo Cody
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.… — Mary Schmich
Thin ribbons of fear snake bluely through you like a system of rivers. We need a cloudburst or soothing landscape fast, to still this panic.… — Amy Gerstler
Unfortunately, you've grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that's at the root of all… — Barack Obama
Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. — Mary Schmich
We all used to collect baseball cards that came with bubble gum. You could never get the smell of gum off your cards, but you… — Penny Marshall
A source of permanent, accessible pleasure, our genitals exist. The god who created our misfortune, who made us short-lived, vain and cruel, has also provided… — Michel Houellebecq
Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains. — Dave Barry
The celebrated Aboriginal painter Albert Namatjira loved the Ghost Gums of the Northern Territory... They are evocatively Australian, their white trunks contrasting with the red… — Richard Allen
The design of the gum is expressed in the flow of it trunk and limbs, and the design of the European tree mainly in its… — Hans Heysen
The heat is searing and superb. The paddocks surrounding the town are bleached blond. The distant ring-barked gums, mile after mile, wriggle in the heat-waves,… — Hal Porter
Its, the gum tree, main appeal to me has been its combination of mightiness and delicacy - mighty in its strength of limb and delicate… — Hans Heysen
Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on… — Erma Bombeck
And if we’re talking about hard-boiled detectives, too, what could be more hardboiled than the worldview of Ligotti or Cioran? They make the grittiest of… — Nic Pizzolatto
It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb… — Kevin Nealon
It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. — Jerry Springer
PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . .… — Ambrose Bierce
Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old… — Barbara Kingsolver
The childlike, gum-chewing naivete, the glamour rooted in despair, the self-admiring carelessness, the perfected otherness, the wispiness, the shadowy, voyeuristic, vaguely sinister aura, the pale,… — Andy Warhol
Teeth represent only 10 percent of the surface of your mouth and bacteria live throughout the whole mouth. When you stop brushing, bacteria left behind… — Bruce Fife

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