Best Griffin Quotes

47 Griffin quotes by 30 unique authors

At a friends house.. There Landlord is in the kitchen. Her dad comes in the room and pulled out his phone and says, Look she… — Jasmine Laura
For each griffin wounded by an arrow, there's a corpse with a bow nearby. — Magic! The Gathering
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that.… — Family Guy
Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I… — Family Guy
And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits… — Family Guy
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont know… — Family Guy
Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. -Chris Griffin — Family Guy
I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes… — Peter Griffin
Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP? — Family Guy
I think you pussy cat ha, hello kitty. I just throw the alley-oop to Drake Griffin. — Lil Wayne
Girl...Your pussy is like a Blake Griffin dunk video it gets over a thousand views. — Unknown Author
I slam dunk in that pussy Blake Griffin your ho nigga. Maybach with Ricky Ross my chain rock like I know Jigga. — Meek Mill
It's really strange. There's so many celebs these days who are anti-bullying, but there's an exclusion to that. We have these actorsand Kathy Griffin who… — Bristol Palin

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