Granny Quotes

67 Granny quotes by 45 unique authors

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can… — Jo Brand
I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is interested, you know… — Davina McCall
Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic… — Terry Pratchett
They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that — Unknown Author
When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything. — Maggie Smith
I am fairly certain that my independent, high-spirited grandmother must have had a childhood similar to Betsy Ray'sAs I read about the School Entertainment and… — Ann M. Martin
I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points this… — Brian Clough
I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and… — Raymond Briggs
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist, — MC Paul Barman
I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All… — Dylan Moran
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved — Robin Williams
And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!? — Neil Cavuto
Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point. — Maggie Smith
When I look in the mirror, I sometimes think I'm getting old, but then I have two generations behind me so that helps puts things… — Stephanie Beacham
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross… — Jimmy Carr
I started when I was six years old. My first coach was my granny, she was the best player in Slovakia. — Daniela Hantuchova
Granny Ditto always referred to perfume as 'smell good' and for me it's an essential. I have a sweetheart who's extremely allergic to most scents,… — Beth Ditto
By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made. — Kate Middleton
Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums and what?', said… — Terry Pratchett
Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other… — Terry Pratchett
There's something unrefined about a reading woman, they always reek of the lamp. How can she grow up to be a lady if she's always… — Florence King
And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies. — Berkeley Breathed
But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people, eh? Never quite… — Terry Pratchett
Did Lovelace's forces find you? Did Jabor break in?" He spoke slowly through clenched teeth. "I went to get a newspaper" This is getting better… — Jonathan Stroud
I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him… — Terry Pratchett

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