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Gonna Quotes by Adam Carolla
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense…
- When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products:…
- My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound…
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