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Golf Quotes by Johnny Miller
- Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.
- Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.
- When Nicklaus plays wells well, he wins. When he plays badly, he finishes second. When he plays terribly, he finishes third.
- Pebble is a piece of sacred ground. They say it's the greatest meeting of land and water in the world. This course was heaven designed…
- I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.
- I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.
- For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.
- In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.
- The mental aspect of golf is what makes golf such a great sport.
- There are plenty of guys who played great golf, had great careers and only won a few majors.
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- Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry
- For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
- I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra
- I didn't know much about golf growing up. — Yogi Berra
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- Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. — Jim Bishop
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