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Golf Quotes by Fuzzy Zoeller
- I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.
- I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put…
- Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.
- I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as…
- That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when…
- I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.
- Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those…
- When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing…
- They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.
- The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.
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- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
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